Saturday, April 26, 2008

名句借用一下

朋友的朋友是一个长得很有喜感的人。他周边遇到的人和事好像也特别有趣。

有一天这喜感的人告诉我的朋友他遇到一个经典同事。这个经典同事有一句名句。遇到任何情况任何事时,这句名句都可以派上用场。我想象这个经典同事一定长得像肥皂剧或电影里的搞怪绿叶。出镜机会不多,对白很少,但是一定非常抢镜。

经典同事的无敌名句,非常简单,但是寓意深长。

有人经济拮据,大叹钱不够用,经典同事安抚说“I think you need sex."

有人工作不顺心,在办公室抑郁不得志,经典同事拍拍他肩膀说"I think you need sex."

有人失恋,借酒消愁,经典同事同情地说"I think you need sex."

任何状况,任何不顺心,都是这句经典的"I think you need sex"轻松带过。

今早一个senior说最近真的被老板“激”到虚火上升,牙龈发疼。她甚至想随便找个人嫁掉就算。

看到她这么想不开,我只好使出这句名句。“I think you need sex."

6 comments:

钪凯 said...

写稿写不出?

" I think you need sex"

衍豪 said...

I think I need sex...

左眼

onlyYesterday said...

果然是名句,“几有”共鸣。

小曼 said...

sex seems to ease the pain and stress for just that little while, that little while provide further strength to deal with problem. So, good one! I think I need sex too... haha!

onlyYesterday said...

小曼,
你果然是写论文写傻了。
I think you need sex :D

P E P P Y said...

I think we all need sex